zsh/plugins/lol/lol.plugin.zsh

   1 # LOL!!1
   2 # Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
   3
   4 alias wtf='dmesg'
   5 alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
   6 alias rtfm='man'
   7
   8 alias visible='echo'
   9 alias invisible='cat'
  10 alias moar='more'
  11 alias tldr='less'
  12 alias alwayz='tail -f'
  13
  14 alias icanhas='mkdir'
  15 alias gimmeh='touch'
  16 alias donotwant='rm'
  17 alias dowant='cp'
  18 alias gtfo='mv'
  19 alias nowai='chmod'
  20
  21 alias hai='cd'
  22 alias iz='ls'
  23 alias plz='pwd'
  24 alias ihasbucket='df -h'
  25
  26 alias inur='locate'
  27 alias iminurbase='finger'
  28
  29 alias btw='nice'
  30 alias obtw='nohup'
  31
  32 alias nomz='ps aux'
  33 alias nomnom='killall'
  34
  35 alias byes='exit'
  36 alias cya='reboot'
  37 alias kthxbai='halt'