zsh/plugins/lol/lol.plugin.zsh

   1 # LOL!!1
   2 # Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
   3
   4 alias wtf='dmesg'
   5 alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
   6 alias rtfm='man'
   7
   8 alias :3='echo'
   9 alias visible='echo'
  10 alias invisible='cat'
  11 alias moar='more'
  12 alias tldr='less'
  13 alias alwayz='tail -f'
  14
  15 alias icanhas='mkdir'
  16 alias gimmeh='touch'
  17 alias donotwant='rm'
  18 alias dowant='cp'
  19 alias gtfo='mv'
  20 alias nowai='chmod'
  21
  22 alias hai='cd'
  23 alias iz='ls'
  24 alias plz='pwd'
  25 alias ihasbucket='df -h'
  26
  27 alias inur='locate'
  28 alias iminurbase='finger'
  29
  30 alias btw='nice'
  31 alias obtw='nohup'
  32
  33 alias nomz='ps aux'
  34 alias nomnom='killall'
  35
  36 alias byes='exit'
  37 alias cya='reboot'
  38 alias kthxbai='halt'